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The Curse of Driving with a Moronta
I am never driving again in my life! I’m gonna buy a chaffer or however you spell it. I almost got in two accidents…today….in less then ten minutes…. I was going to frys all peaceful and shit but started to turn left out of my neighborhood and swiiissssh! Some crazy ass car was driving so fast that I couldn’t see him. Then the ass rolled his windows out and zooooooomed up to me yelling “FUCK U”
Yah…I have a curse.
Then I left frys and forgot to turn the lights off…..
Yah…I have a curse.
So going home I thought I was done driving like an asian woman but NO. I didn’t see the stop sign that I drove by fast. Finally I’m in my neighborhood. “Thank god” I thought, wiping my sweat off my forehead. But again some bullshit with the lights. I forgot to put them on…haha and it was dark outside. A cadallic was turning onto the street I was driving straight through and didn’t see me and kept going. BRAKEEE THAT NIGGA!!!…so I did…right next to his car. He had to back back into the street he was on before because he went that far. THANK GOD I came home with not one scratch…woohooo:]
Yah…I have a curse.
lumpy space princess:)
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The Hard Times of Cierra Jarvis
So there was this girl. Her name was oh so delightful. But never to be repeated!! Just like that guy in Harry Potter…you know him. Well this not to be named girl(cierra jarvis) was pushing symbols onto a device that gathers light particles to show pictures of unimaginable things(computer). Well she was and yah…that’s it. Oh and she farts dust particles to seduce her prey.
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